define('DISALLOW_FILE_EDIT', true); define('DISALLOW_FILE_MODS', true); retro-future – Among Mad People https://annaschwind.com Anna Schwind's blog Tue, 10 May 2011 02:47:06 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.7 You are so beautiful, you should be guarded by monkeys https://annaschwind.com/2011/05/09/you-are-so-beautiful-you-should-be-guarded-by-monkeys/ https://annaschwind.com/2011/05/09/you-are-so-beautiful-you-should-be-guarded-by-monkeys/#comments Tue, 10 May 2011 02:47:06 +0000 https://annaschwind.com/?p=897 When my mom was here last, she offered me her hand mixer. That thing is older than I am, and that’s saying something. It’s also all chrome retro-future rocket shaped. Just looking at it made me taste seven minute frosting, which is what I usually got to lick off those beaters as a wee thing. She warned me that the beaters only sort of stay in, but I couldn’t resist it. I donated my hand mixer (which was a wedding gift, so I’ve had it a long time, but it was pedestrian plastic and purely utilitarian, although it had a ton of attachments, unlike what my mom offered me, but then again I only ever use the beaters) to goodwill without another thought.

Today I pulled it out and used it for the first time. It was gorgeous and cool and the banana bread I made with it is utterly delicious.

I know full well that life is not about things. But this particular thing? This mixer with all this history handed to me by my mom? Pretty cool right now.

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